Jake Geldart

Jake Geldart

Favorite films

  • Leaving Las Vegas
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★½

  • Soul

    ★★★★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Queer

    ★★★★

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★½

    Look at how they massacred my boy. 

    Was speechless after watching this after how utterly shit it was. 

    The matrix franchise was groundbreaking visually, this shit looked like it had a film for TV budget for effects and don’t even get me started on the acting.

    God I hate it when they do this.

    Tried to be way too meta and didn’t pull it off.

    Please don’t make another one I just want to pretend this didn’t exist.

    Gets more than one just because the idea for it was alright but just done horribly.

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★★

    I think the best animated movie I’ve seen yet. 

    Absolutely diabolical this is considered a kids movie because Christ this nearly gave me an existential crisis at the ripe age of 20 when I first saw it. 

    Phenomenal cast, animation, sound, and the best message of a film there is, done in the least corny way possible as well somehow. 

    I think this film will age like a fine wine also and be considered one of the great animated films in years to come because god damn, how profound for a goofy Pixar film. 

    Something for absolutely everyone in this film, a masterpiece.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Rewatched this again recently and man, what a greatly uncomfortable story. 

    Really forgot how good this was, seems like one of those untouchable films that literally nobody has anything bad to say about it, and for good reason. 

    Perfectly acted, paced, edited and directed.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Fucking brilliantly entertaining film, probably one of the best I’ve seen in a god damn while. 

    Also really liked how it basically became a completely different kind of film half way through. The dialogue was brilliantly done between Annie and the Armenians and had me laughing almost constantly. 

    Deserved all the Oscar’s it got, everyone involved smashed it and Mr Baker is a fucking genius. 

    This would have been 5/5 if it wasn’t for THE LAST TWO FUCKING MINUTES! Unbelievably…

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