jakehanson

jakehanson

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chronic 5 star reviewer

washington, dc

Favorite films

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Bottoms
  • Scream

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  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★★

  • Fear the Night

    ★★

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park 1993

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

    one of the most goated soundtracks of all time

  • Conclave

    Conclave 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

    ralph’s character being more upset by the ending twist than about the assault… ya ok catholic church

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  • Bama Rush

    Bama Rush 2023

    ★ Watched 23 May 2023

    i heard the wig was dropped by every house

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

    ★★ Watched 10 Aug 2023

    it’s like they skimmed the book and then burned it and then made the movie from memory

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