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  Ash 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Look, it is not reinventing the wheel in terms of plot. But for gross little goblins like me that enjoy lots of blood, gore, and split heads, this is like Christmas.

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  Stopmotion 2023

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  This should have been a slam dunk for me because it was gross, weird, and I am so enamored by stop motion, but I just could not get myself to care about this movie. It just felt like the same three story beats repeating over and over again, and then every now and then it’d dangle incredible stop motion in front of me just long enough that I’d keep watching. Would have made an incredible short film. I’m actually sad that I disliked this, because the stop motion work is so impressive. I just found the plot to be predictable and uninteresting.

Popular reviews

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  The Watchers 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  ok, but who ended up winning lair of love??

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2023

  Nothing like walking out of a silent theater after witnessing the worst atrocities committed to film, only for Shake it Off to loudly play in the lobby. Cinema is back, baby!

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