Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  maybe the worst movie to eat bolognese to but good lord am i persistent

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  was not expecting to enjoy this but here we are ! i think id make an amazing cardinal

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  thought the kid in this was jesse eisenberg for at least a few seconds too long

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2023 1

  fantastic stoned but couldn’t tell you a thing that happened

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