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  Back to Black 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 May 2024

  They tried to make me go to king fu panda. But I said “no,no,no, I want to see back to black”. Fuck the music, I’d have smoked at snooker, maybe if she spent less time holding a spliff and more time holding down a relationship, she would still be alive. 
  Overall, I enjoyed the film, maybe she would be okay if she was called Amy flavoured waterhouse.

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2024

  Not seen that many photos of people shooting since I had a detention with my PE teacher in year 8. Seriously tho, this film really highlights the level hypocrisy in today’s society, if they do it, it’s fine. Ohhhh but when I take photos of random dead women I’m the bad guy, typical. Overall thoughts, AMERICANS 🤦🏻‍♂️

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  My mate said he wanted to watch dune, I said I want to watch dune too. so we did. I don’t have a clue what I’ve just seen but I think it’s about how Willy wonka shouts at bald Elvis whilst trying not to complain about having sandy bollocks. Also, not seen somebody summon a big bum hole by banging on the floor since my flatmate told me a story once. Overall decent.

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  Argylle 2024

  ★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2024

  This shitshow had more twists and more shouting than a Beatles song, although tbf, if it was set in Liverpool the bitch would’ve died within 10 mins. Also, why did so many people have to die over a hard drive, Ik a guy that can wipe one in minutes.

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