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Nowhere Boy 2009
Really admire how much this movie commits to its core thesis that John Lennon made the greatest music ever because he really, desperately wanted to fuck his mom.
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Emilia Pérez 2024
Heard about this on the festival circuit and then heard the premise and was like “Well that can’t be right, that sounds stupid and exploitative and pretty bad” and I was mostly right but I didn’t anticipate how fucking boring it would be, too.
Lots of things wrong here, like how a movie set in Mexico City is somehow this bland and beige, but the but thing is why is this a musical? The songs barely exist, almost without melody,…
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The Brutalist 2024
(Almost) every element of this makes me feel so alive. Already excited to see it again (most of it)
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