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  Boys Go to Jupiter 2024

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  This is literally perfect

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  The Surfer 2024

  Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Nic Cage struggles to leave a parking lot challenge

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  Watched 27 Jul 2024 2

  Goddammit I did not want to enjoy this…

  But I really did, all those cameos put me back in my 12 year old shoes watching fox superhero movies on dvd with my brother 

  Yes there was so much exposition and Ryan did talk a lot but I WANNA PET THAT DAWWWGG

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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Apr 2024 1

  I love this so damn much (unironically?)

  Every line is so iconic

  Seeing in a theater was fantastic (it was packed!)

  Low key in the chillest and most nonchalant way, do I add this to my top 4?????

  I was indeed the annoying friend who said every line before they said them, sorry to my friends whom I sat next to

  “You want a staff job, you want a staff job, does anybody care what I want” - JJ Jameson

  “I want Spider-Man 4” - me

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