jake

jake

Favorite films

  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Black Swan
  • Her
  • Moonlight

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  • Cuckoo

    ★★

  • Opus

    ★★½

  • Her

    ★★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★½

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  • Cuckoo

    Cuckoo

    ★★

    Only good thing to ever come out of Germany is dirk nowitzki

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    Yeah this was lowkey some booty cheeks. The kind of movie where things just happen. Feels like it was missing so much. So many cool shots and pretty creative but pretty dull and uninspired. 

    If Frank ocean did this I would be there and I would be glazer #1. Idgaf

    Also Ayo I need you

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  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★★

    Goddddddd. Art. Makes love feel so scary but makes me want it so bad. 

    She was getting E fucked post-verbally dozens of time SIMULTANEOUSLY. cyber-bop

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★★

    Fucking incredible. Can’t name a more powerful or beautifully crafted movie. Every second of this movie is perfection. Every performance, line, song, shot is so carefully executed. God this tears me apart. This makes me feel something like no other movie ever has.

    I cry so much sometimes I feel like I’ll just turn to drops.

    Great Florida double feature plus imax is super epic