Jake Cordiner

Jake Cordiner

a good boy who likes the movies!

Favorite films

  • Cloverfield
  • Toy Story 2
  • Beau Is Afraid
  • The Matrix

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  • Step Brothers

    ★★★★★

  • Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Presence

    ★★★

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  • Thunder Road

    Thunder Road

    ★★★★★

    “just because somebody chooses to leave, that doesn’t mean they didn’t want to be here with you. they just had a hard time of things. it’s a lot for some people. but that’s not gonna be us...”

    floored. Jim Cummings is utterly monumental in this film. a sad, damaged, sorry man trying his best while his world crumbles all around him. 

    my heart hurts quite constantly nowadays, times haven’t been easy. but that wee speech there, from Jim to Crystal.…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    “What’s a timberman want with bein’ a wicky?” 

    To say I was excited for this would be an understatement the size of Jupiter. As I sat down in my seat at the theatre I felt a real and ominous hum of nervousness sweep over me, like a wave (Ha ha). 

    That was put to bed almost immediately. Every minuscule gear of this machine of a film is oiled to perfection. The score batters you over the head one second and…

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