Jake Woodcroft

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Favorite films

  • Possession
  • Sorcerer
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • The King Tide

    ★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★

  • Tenet

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    Saying “my wife” is so back. For a long while there we couldn’t say “my wife” because Sacha Baron Cohen is toxic vis a vis his absolutely vile racism but now thanks to Ivan we can say “my wife” again!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Real tennis fan here with just a couple of inconsistencies I noticed:
    - usually in tennis they don’t have long cutaways to their pasts, the game is typically played in a linear fashion. 
    - typically the players wives don’t sleep with both sides to spice up the match!

    Hopefully this helps for all you new tennis fans, but don’t let my nitpicking hurt your enjoyment of this film!

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  • The King Tide

    The King Tide

    ★★★★

    Imagine a world, if you may, where the dementia ridden elderly seize power in order to take advantage of the natural wonders of our world. Fucked up, could never imagine a person in power having dementia.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★

    Not entirely bad but not very good either. Mostly just fine. Couple of laughs, I thought it was quirky. I also slept through one characters entire backstory.

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★½

    Incredibly stupid as far as high concept stuff goes but goddamn is it fun. The second you give up trying to figure out what the hell anything means is the moment you get to appreciate a highly convoluted spy thriller buddy cop action flick about the temporally reversed friendship between John David Washington and Robert Pattinson.