Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  a shocking lack of joe rokocoko

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  Troy 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  rose byrne i would do anything for you

Popular reviews

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  When Evil Lurks 2023

  ★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2023

  first 45 minute are fantastic and had me primed to hand this boi a tasty 4.5 stars and then it turns into hot dog ass for the rest of the run time

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2023

  the most incredible action scenes ive ever beheld and the most milquetoast, cookie cutter everything else

  god bless america