Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Immaculate 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  I don’t tap into new horror as often as I’d like so I’m trying to change that. I had a night alone and decided I was gonna have some #MeTimeWithMyHulu. I swore that I heard from someone somewhere that this movie was worth watching. It started off ok but about halfway through I started to get real suspicious, squinting my eyes and rubbing my chin and muttering to myself “am I watching a movie for teens?” The short is answer…

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I like the Russo brothers now and I’m happy about the budget of this movie because I got to eat top notch catering everyday. Ke Quan would agree with me. On his first day, during lunch, he ran up to a group of us and yelled “OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST FOOD EVER”. The reason “the brothers” get to make 320 million dollar movies for Marvel and/or the big red daddy machine™️ is because they hire a mariachi band to play at catering on Dia de los Muertos and everyone loves it.

Popular reviews

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  Devil's Peak 2023

  Watched 24 Feb 2023

  I worked as an office PA on this movie. On the last night of filming, due to the lack of participants, I had to double as background extra, playing a high school football player at a high school party. It was a oner that, believe or not, started on my face, moved through the party, and ended with the main character getting into a fight in the kitchen. So for the longest time I was anticipating my onscreen debut, following the…

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  A papal conspiracy thriller with heavy hitter actors that’s rated PG? HUGE FLEX. That was a major selling point for me. Had to see what these catholic freaks were up to and I’ll tell you what, the movie was pretty good. That’s what PG stands for: “Pretty Good”. Conclave is rated PG for pretty good. I’d say this movie is pretty good.