JaLev

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I do this for the glory, not the money

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Before Sunset
  • Melancholia
  • Punch-Drunk Love

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  • Apollo 18

    ★★★

  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★★★

  • Snake Eyes

    ★★★

  • The Final Girls

    ★★★

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  • My Dinner with Andre

    My Dinner with Andre

    ★★★★★

    Wally drops an "Inconceivable" at 1:28:35

  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★

    I keep running into confused people so for the last time the Doctor is Frankenhooker and the creature is Super Crack's Monster

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  • Apollo 18

    Apollo 18

    ★★★

    In the last 48 hours those of us who watched this together have been trading ideas in a text chat for how to improve it, particularly the ending. To put it in high school english paper terms, it's either a "needs improvement" or "thought provoking first draft".

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★★

    The night before a day off school we all sat on the guest bed as a family, kids clutching their pillows and wrapped in blankets, and watched this together, as the director intended - on a scratchy old DVD attached to a very old DVD player, with the movie stopping right in the middle of the scariest part of the fire swamp. The 6 year old took this as a chance to run screaming from the room (he came back).…

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  • The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

    The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

    ★★★★★

    Unfortunately the parrots have been evicted and now have to commute in from Richmond

  • Snake Eyes

    Snake Eyes

    ★★★

    1. This is a movie where two different characters say the name of the movie during the movie. That they do not look directly at camera is a failure of imagination.
    2. This is a movie where De Palma's in the zone for the first half. The tremendous long take that starts the film off is famous, but I did not know beforehand that we would be then seeing that same story from several different viewpoints. The execution was fantastic,…