Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Feb 2025

  Why is Papa Smurf kinda…

  “I like it… I still like Princess and the Popstar better even though I know that’s not right.”

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  The Smurfs 2011

  ★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  “It’s a good movie. I stand by that.” -Ashley

  
  Personally, if I was pregnant and the Smurfs broke into my apartment, the stress would make me miscarry.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023 1

  Just go read my friend Santiago’s review.

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 May 2024

  Okay girls… maybe there’s a few things wrong with y’all.