Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Putin 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Until now Vega's films were terrible, vulgar and offensive but at its own Z-class manner funny. But now Vega has lost any sense of human dicency, dignity or reason. There are no words in any human language or negative numbers in set of real numbers to articulate how bad this movielike shit is. Patryk Vega is a disgrace of a human being, a blemish on the Polish nation, a bane of Polish cinema and should have a permanent restraining order to stay away from any movie camera.

  My deepest apology to any Ukrainian who has watched this thing.

Popular reviews

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  Wrath of Man 2021

  ★½ Watched 22 May 2021

  The most interesting thing about this movie is that the Polish title is "One angry man". Maybe with eleven more angry men this film would be better?

  Also: Ritchie, plz get some help

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  Spectre 2015

  ★★ Watched 10 May 2021

  Tired Craig, Hans Landa, Moriarty, retcon of whole universe by stupid af 'All is connected', hesitation between realism and Moore, horrible scene with Belucci and hate-to-love relationship without any development, just like that in Casino Royale. It's not a good movie.