Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Choose your own adventure except the only options are like the three worst fucking dudes imaginable

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Me :“Why didn’t Dune part 2 win best picture?” 
  The Academy : “It’s just not possible.” 
  Me : “Why not you stupid basterd.”

Popular reviews

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  Nuremberg 2000

  ★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2023 1

  Who knew Logan Roy was actually Herman Goering this whole time cause they are literally the same person

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024 4

  Can’t believe I got rolled by Optimus fake transforming and running away cause it full on made me giggle like a baby. This shit honestly fire 🔥 go watch it

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