James

James Patron

Favorite films

  • Andrei Rublev
  • The Gospel According to Matthew
  • Jesus of Montreal

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  • Jackie Brown

  • Enys Men

  • Mickey 17

  • Hard Truths

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  • Enys Men

    Enys Men

    Really really really really really good

  • Hard Truths

    Hard Truths

    Hey lady you leave peanut butter and jam sandwiches alone

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ½

    How the fuck is this a good movie? 

    Let alone a good spider-man movie. 

    I’m supposed to believe a near infinite number of Spider-men all are missing the core of the character. And then at the end a bunch of them all decide that they suddenly understand what they’re supposed to be? 

    This isn’t even a fucking movie, it’s a two hour and twenty minute set-up. Even Infinity War told a contained story. A movie has a beginning, middle, and end, not necessarily in that order. 

    Fuck this movie, fuck the decline in storytelling, the first was soooo good

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ½

    After two episodes, I feel like this is just awful. The acting is atrocious, the vfx looks horrible, this is written and directed poorly. It looks like an xbox 360 demo. All the extras look like people at comic conventions, I mean this is just really, really, really bad. It is sad watching Disney drive Star Wars into the grave.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNh7Tyw-O60&t=13s

    Whoever thought casting Benny Safdie was a good idea needs to get their head checked.