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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  At least the fight scenes were great.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This is pretty much the best Final Destination movie that is not called Final Destination.

  I knew going into this movie that it was going to be violent, and the marketing promised some pretty insane kills. It managed to exceed my expectations. Between this and Heart Eyes, fun horror comedies have really been making a comeback and I am absolutely here for it. Well paced, great use of editing, and tons of great gags (both violent and non-violent) and a…

Popular reviews

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  Slither 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2020

  I suddenly have a craving for meat.

  On the surface, Slither's premise sounds eerily similar to films like Night of the Creeps or Shivers, both of which are about alien slugs taking control of people (I know James Gunn has said Shivers was one of his biggest inspirations for the story and, oddly enough, never saw NOTC until after the fact). At its core, though, Slither is more like one big genre love letter. It is filled to the brim…

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Feb 2024 3

  Morbius was better than this.

  
  
  

  Let me just cut to the chase. Madame Web is awful in every conceivable aspect. Worse than that, Madame Web is a complete scam. The same chodes who wrote shit like Morbius and Gods of Egypt somehow got the okay to write this dumpster fire along with three other writers. Having that many cooks in the kitchen typically spells disaster, and this is a prime example of that sentiment. The production of this movie had…