The hands down scariest part of this film was me realising my Spanish isn't as good as I thought it was. Guess the don't teach the ancient demonic dialect at uni anymore.
Fairplay though I genuinely had to sleep with the light on out of pure fear a 17th century witch would appear at the foot of my bed. Classic phobia.
I'd like to take this opportunity to hold a minutes silence for that therapist who was just simply driving…
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Don't Listen 2020
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Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022
Unlike Otto I'll keep this short:
- Cinematic Masterpiece including a banging soundtrack, a sparkling cast list and a whole bunch of Easter eggs (and 1 chicken egg)
- No one ever seems that shat up by the minions which I rate
- Julie Andrews has lost her touch with kids since The Sound of Music
- Too much bum, Gru's was a step too far in my opinion
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Catch Me If You Can 2002
This has earned itself a firm place in my Top 10 films of all time. Admittedly I'm a bit biased to any film with Sir Tom His Highness Hanks in, but his character in this can only be described as that rare area where IQ and EQ overlap. No one plays a quick-witted-but-wide-waisted character quite like Tom. Its safe to say if he was catching me I'd be done in a matter of minutes.
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Encanto 2021
Here we are ladies and gentlemen. The first and only film to make me cry. I cannot fault this film. Lin Manuel Miranda genuinely has no idea how to make a bad song. He just cannot do it. I wonder if he just thinks of them in the shower or on the loo or something. He makes me wanna be a part of La Familia Madrigal, cos let's be honest La Familia Higgins just ain't the one. I empathise with…
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