Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  Blue Valentine 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Nov 2021

  Derek Cianfrance could hit me with a car and I would say thank you

• 

  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 2009

  ★ Watched 14 Sep 2021

  Whoever choreographed the chipettes to dance so provocatively should be locked up

Recent reviews

• 

  Babygirl 2024

  Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Why did no one tell me you’re not meant to cheer during the sex scenes…

• 

  Night at the Museum 2006

  Rewatched 13 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

• 

  The Substance 2024

  Watched 23 Sep 2024 6

  this is what being in your twenties feels like

  half the time I’m girlboss cunt-serving Sue and the other half I’m washed up Elisabeth Sparkles

• 

  Final Destination 3 2006

  Watched 09 Jun 2024 4

  “Death controls us”

  Wow… what a film. If you look beyond the “teen flick horror cliche” facade, you can really get to the bones of this movie. A commentary on societal injustice and authoritarian control. Something that will stick with me for years to come.

  Sidenote *EDIT*: watched with someone who changed my own life, and feel like this brought us closer together.