You'll get one review and one review only 'cuz I'm a lazy bastard.
A long time ago, I was the film critic for the high school newspaper. It was fun while it lasted, but there came a moment that made me realize I wasn't cut out for the criticism world. New Moon was the film decided on for that month's issue, and being the anti-Twilight teenage boy I was, I refused to review it. One of the girls on staff…
