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  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • Gran Turismo

    ★★★★

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    Three freaking hours of guys chain-smoking, arguing in rooms, and inventing the end of the world. And somehow one of the most intense movies I’ve ever seen. Cillian Murphy looks like he’s surviving on nothing but black coffee, theoretical physics and regret. And every time I started closing my eyes, Ludwig Göransaon felt the need to shake any drowsiness out of my body using the loudest synthesizers on the freaking planet. 

    That whole experience of a movie had me walking…

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    The director looked at a freakishly long sci-fi novel about space worms, desert politics, and religious metaphors and said, what if this was actually the sickest movie ever made?

    Timothée Chalamet spends the whole movie looking like he just found out they ran out of oat milk at Starbucks — and yet, somehow, I believe he is the Messiah. Florence Pugh floats in for 45 seconds of screentime like she’s filming all her roles on lunch breaks now. Austin Butler…

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  • Gran Turismo

    Gran Turismo

    ★★★★

    Will Turner retired from the pirate life and got a job for Nissan, what a plot twist. The amount of serotonin I got from this movie was amazing. Very entertaining to watch and it’s always good to see Orlando Bloom and David Harbour. Pretty accurate for the most part, as long as you ignore the Ferrari 458 GT3 racing in Le Mans along with the other cars they had to reuse.

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