Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Envy 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  It’s flantastic

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Bet Adrien Brody wishes AI could have fixed his Jamaican accent.

Popular reviews

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  Dark Phoenix 2019

  ★½ Watched 10 Jul 2019 4

  fucking tired, lazy, messy, disrespectful-of-its-audience, Arrowverse-looking, confusing, dumb shit. 

  if endgame is like picking up a hardback event comic and watching childlike wonder before your eyes, this is like picking up some flimsy trash that makes you realise how stupid comic books can be.

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  All the campy Shakespearean stuff was really fun and I’m betting most of it was cut in the reshoots. #ReleaseTheGluckCut