Favorite films

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  beautiful, religious, tragic, romantic all the things i love

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  Y2K 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  literally so fucking stupid i was ctfuuu love fred durst

Popular reviews

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  Nice Dreams 1981

  ½ Watched 10 Apr 2020

  really fucking disliked it. It’s so insanely bland. I mean i don’t expect much from a cheech and chong movie but come on. There is no effort in any of the jokes, they’re all “lol get it cuz they weed and also are have sex haha stoners.”  Also, that one rape-y scene made me kind of uncomfortable. i love them but this movie was a shitshow. half a star for that lizard.

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  May December 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023 1

  “This is just what grown-ups do”

  Gagged.

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