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  Body Melt 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  Australian gross out trash. This kind of garbage is good for the soul, It's truly humbling stuff. This is gooey and sleazy and it will make you want to puke, and you know that's everything I could hope for in a movie. They don't make many movies like this. Body Melt has some nauseating stuff that feels like Peter Jackson directing Slime City, and a distinctly grotesque 90s aesthetic with "high tech" computer software and bodybuilder henchmen. If you're a…

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Yeah, so I guess that wasn't really a horror movie. Is it about exploiting animal performers? There's some pretty wild scenes, and a nod to Near Dark at the end there which I liked, but this sci-fi western wasn't what I'm trying to watch. This movie looks really good, and there's some silly monkey hijinks, but 2hr15 is a lot for something I'm not feeling, it's just not a movie for me. On the plus side Keke Palmer is hilarious, and Steven Yeun isn't always funny, but he is here. I would say this was as funny as an episode of Key And Peele. 10/10

Popular reviews

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  Thir13en Ghosts 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2023

  Pros: Matthew Lillard, Tony Shalhoub, and the ghost design and make up.

  Cons: literally everything else. 10/10

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  Barbarian Queen 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2022

  Conan fan fiction by way of Ann Rice's Sleeping Beauty series. 10/10

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