Jamison

Jamison

Favorite films

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • A Silent Voice: The Movie
  • Scooby-Doo
  • La La Land

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  • The Killer

    ★★★½

  • 1917

    ★★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Atlantic Rim

    ★★★

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  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★½

    How the hell do people die by getting their brake lines cut. You’re telling me you didn’t brake a single time pulling out of your driveway or a parking spot or at a stop sign or a stop light or a cross walk or a railroad crossing or in traffic or going down a hill or another place that you’d use your brakes? You only use them when you’d die if they don’t work? Unrealistic. 

    Also that wasn’t part of the movie I was just thinking about it during the movie.

  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★½

    That man’s eyes were obnoxiously blue the entire time.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Thought this movie was going to be about a sci-fi alien monster or something, it wasn’t. Unless the real monsters was the people all along🧐. 

    Anywho, the way that one guy ate the banana was possible the most homoerotic thing I’ve ever seen.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★½

    My glorious king LeBron wouldn’t have let the blight happen. This must have been some dystopian future where he perished and the world fell into despair.

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