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  Batman Returns 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  i just came here for michelle pfeiffer and i love danny devito but WHYS HE SO DAMN HORNY ?? also side note: i need hell here tattooed everywhere around my damn body bc it’s amazing

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  i had a shitty bday too but damn demi moore i didn’t use the substance bc of it

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024 2

  why do monsters/aliens always have to be wet and squelchy????? maybe i want one w dry skin that i can root for

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  Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Sep 2024 1

  turns out u don’t even need a clown fetish to love this movie

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