jamoses38521

jamoses38521

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • The Godfather
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★★

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • National Treasure

    ★★★

  • To Die For

    ★★★★

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    I dove into the algae-ridden slop that is Netflix, and actually did something I never do and watch what's popular right now. I'm very pleased I did.

    This one-shot method never feels it's there because they can do it, it's all by design, it really worked for me in the third episode, which is personally the best one. I also didn't think I would like the fourth episode because I was expecting more of a finale, but seeing the aftermath…

  • National Treasure

    National Treasure

    ★★★

    I was really disappointed when Nic Cage didn't eat the microwaved lasagne slop, as life didn't imitate art.

    This is intergalactically stupid, but extremely comfy ched sloppa. Top pegger Ben Gates plays the world's biggest edition of The Room and tries to fend off Sean Bean and his ''entry team to TOC'' methods. I did enjoy this though, as it really stretches your capabilities of logic with these vague as fuck riddles, but nah Nickelodeon Cage just solves it easy…

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★½

    This is what a blockbuster should be. Considering there were previous pirate films such as Cutthroat Island which bankrupted the studio that brought Terminator 2, I can't imagine anyone will ever think of another pirates movie and not think of or top this one.

    Unbelievably I had never seen this because it was Disney and they suck. This though is just great fun, if only they could you use this blueprint for their stuff now, and nuke efforts such as…

  • Biker Boyz

    Biker Boyz

    ★½

    I don't really find bikes that cool, and this film kind of makes them less so. A gang synchronised dismounting and doing some sort of dance is not cool. The name Biker Boyz is not cool, it's lame as bollocks.

    Our protagonist, a young man nicknamed ''Kid'', is a pretty shit one. His dad dies by motorcycle emptying slop. He loses to his mum on some first person PS2 rail shooter (by the way, there was only one reticle visible,…

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