Javier Andino

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Favorite films

  • Samurai Cop
  • The Brutalist
  • A Complete Unknown
  • The Monkey

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  • Companion

    ★★★★

  • Foodfight!

    ½

  • Kazaam

    ½

  • Fateful Findings

    ½

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    If you saw the trailers of this film, you might think that they have spoiled every aspect of the film that can make it enjoyable to watch. While those trailers do reveal a big element of the story, I was pleasently surprised to find how many other twists and turns this movie has and how well they all work for this movie. This movie was so much fun to watch, but it also had me hooked with it's premise for…

  • Fateful Findings

    Fateful Findings

    ½

    Neil Breen is a true artist and he must never be questioned while he is working on his craft. In all seriousness, I think this movie is hilariously bad in every single way imaginable, but it should only be witnessed once to believe its existence because I can imagine a rewatch of this would be insanely boring once the initial shock of how horrible it is fades. I wouldn't put this with iconic classics like Samurai Cop, Miami Connection, and…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Robert Eggers so far has provided nothing but hit for me with The Lighthouse and The Northman (I still haven't watched The Witch though) and has proven to be one of the best directors working today, But with Nosferatu, not only does he continue the streak great work, but this might actually be my favorite film of his so far. The cast is fantastic and everyone gives a phenomenal performance in this, but the most notable standouts to me are…

  • Night Swim

    Night Swim

    ★½

    January tends to have at least 1 really bad horror movie to open up the year. But with the surprise of M3GAN in 2023, maybe Night Swim would be a continuation to the exception. Sadly, Night Swim takes things back on track with the tradition of scare-less horror movies to kick off 2024. I feel like the main issue here is the tone of the film; it tries to take itself way to serious, when in reality the plot is…