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Recent reviews

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  Accepted 2006

  Watched 29 Sep 2023

  I can’t suspend my disbelief quite enough and I am ashamed. This movie is too powerful for me rn. Anyways guys this Blake is lively and this Justin is long.

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  The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar 2023

  Watched 29 Sep 2023

  This is the kinda thing I like Wes Anderson for I think. Or idk maybe it just lacks the stuff I don’t like him for. I don’t really like how Anderson writes dialogue between characters who love or are supposed to love each other. I don’t KNOW it is not real enough but that’s part of the style I don’t know I don’t know. Anyway I like the narration, the pure distilled story ooze and I like Dev Patel.

  DON’T CAST RICHARD AYOADE IN BIG STUFF OR HE’LL GET TOO FAMOUS FOR TASKMASTER!!!!! HE ALREADY IS!!!

Popular reviews

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  You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023

  Watched 24 Sep 2023

  I never had any friends good enough to betray me in middle school. :( 

  ALSO NEVER WENT TO A B’NAI MITZVAH. There was one Jewish girl in my grade and she didn’t invite me to hers??? Genuinely it woulda meant so much to me. BUT IT WAS PROBABLY LAME ANYWAY!!

  so basically this movie made me sad because I have two good middle school memories maximum and I do not like when dads are angry but that’s on me guys dw

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  Superbad 2007

  Watched 23 Sep 2023

  Guys! Do you guys think about sex this much?

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