Godzilla and Kong should have been beating the living shit out of creatures and buildings and late-stage capitalism within 15 minutes of the start of this bitch.
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The Beekeeper 2024
This movie exists so Jason Statham can kick the ever-living shit out of an assortment of people for about 105 minutes while occasionally mumbling something about bees. Sometimes someone else will throw in additional hot nonsense about bees and hives and THE QUEENSLAYER, which is almost as delicious a thing as "you're part of the moon now" ("Moonfall"). I would have been annoyed if I'd paid to see it in a theater, but perfectly acceptable as a "sitting at home and blowing shit at the screen" watch.
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Godzilla Minus One 2023
Godzilla is a straight-up asshole in this movie and I am here for it.
I like me a cuddly Godzilla who's a goofy oafish friend to humanity, but this time around, he has got a bitchface on and he's lumbering that big ass with one purpose in mind: to fuck shit up.
A very satisfying afternoon for a gal who loves monsters and melodrama.
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Justified: City Primeval 2023
I look at Timothy Olyphant and I feel like he has every Journey record (well, up until Steve Perry left) on vinyl, cassette, AND CD. This is a man who has scream-sung "Separate Ways" while pounding his hand on the steering wheel of his '85 Dodge Charger in time to the song, angry at the world and at Vicki in Mrs. Nicholson's English class because she's decided to stick with her meathead football team boyfriend Pat instead of taking a chance on him.
In any event, so far, this is good.
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