Jane Valeur

Jane Valeur

✨ 50% camp, 50% horror; 100% uncool ✨
5000 movies, let’s goooo!

Favorite films

  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Death Becomes Her
  • Pig
  • The Fall

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • Maniac

    ★★★★

  • Don't Go in the House

    ★★★½

  • The Pit

    ★★★

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★

    Hollywood: “We need an average guy who’s awkward around women in a way that could be either creepy or quirky. Should we just order the usual? Ok. We’ll have one Jack Quaid to go, please.”

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★★

    Anything except go to therapy

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  • Old People

    Old People

    ★★★

    Sure, old people are scary. But have you ever seen a whole family including small children who have a cheesy family song that they all sing and dance to all day long? That shit's scary!

  • Two

    Two

    ★★½

    A calm, rational man stitched together with a wimpy, hysterical woman. I wonder what gender the writers of this.. oh wait, yeah it’s men. Because of course it is.