jangum27

jangum27

My cat writes all of my reviews

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Dazed and Confused
  • The Iron Giant

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  • Apocalypto

    ★★

  • Robin Hood

    ★★★★★

  • Pocahontas

    ★★

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★

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  • Apocalypto

    Apocalypto

    ★★

    Imagine s world without Christianity. Those guys are probably savages right? Like there’s no way they would have human emotions like empathy or self control.

    Anyway this movie is really racist and pretty graphic. I had an idea though, you could get around a lot of the racism if just had all the people portrayed by cgi apes. Then to avoid a lot of the graphic stuff maybe have the main character pass out while his village is kidnapped, and…

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood

    ★★★★★

    Sweep her off her feet, carry her away in STYLE

    Borrowing? Boy are we in debt.

    At one point I think I watched this movie everyday for s week straight. It’s at sill incredible. Love my cross dressing queer coded fox and bear heroes standing up to the money grubbing establishment in the name of the working man.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    There’s always another basement

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    I have never wanted a bath to drain faster in my life

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