jannesxage

jannesxage

Favorite films

  • Dead Poets Society
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • The Batman
  • Scream

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  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    ★★★★

  • Zombeavers

    ★★★

  • Rye Lane

    ★★★½

  • Swiss Army Man

    ★★★★½

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  • Zombeavers

    Zombeavers

    ★★★

    A truck's hazardous cargo pollutes the environment creating zombeavers after the driver hit a deer, distracted by his phone.
    Then there's a scene of a dog named 'gosling' pissing right in front of a bookshelf and not a single person in the room cares because they are stressing about the cabin not having wi-fi. 

    I have a thing for hilarious movies who unashamedly know what they are and love what they do. You get the thinnest plotline, the worst dialogue, stupid people and a fart straight into the camera and charmingly practical beavering zombies. Nature strikes back done bad but right. I respect that.

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★★★½

    Death might be the end of life. But even after death there might be a new start. And it begins with a fart.

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  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    ★★★★

    We live in time
    There will be sadness during great times and there might be precious moments when time is an uncontrollable sequence of grief and sorrow.
    It's not a 'Look on the bright site' thing.
    It's not a 'Keep moving and the sun will shine for you' thing.
    'We live in time' is as easy and as hard as it sounds, navigating through a lifetime we can only pretend and wish to have control over.
    But it's also about all those beautiful memories that thankfully aren't tied to time. 

    WOLF ALICE IS ON THE SOUNDTRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    now i just want to relive every single moment of my life that was too precious for me to notice and take a camcorder with me