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Favorite films

  • The Last Samurai
  • Gladiator
  • GoodFellas
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★½

  • Twin Peaks

    ★★★★

  • Subservience

    ★★

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  • The Last Samurai

    The Last Samurai

    ★★★★★

    Katsumoto: You believe a man can change his destiny?

    Algren: I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed

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    A: I’m not a writer.

    K: Yet you have written many pages since you came here.

    A: What else has she told you?

    K: That you have nightmares.

    A: Every soldier has nightmares.

    K: Only one who is ashamed of what he has done.

  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin

    ★★★★

    Eeyore is my spirit animal.

    P.S. Who wins in a death-match between Pooh and Paddington?

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  • American Graffiti

    American Graffiti

    ★★★½

    “I got a little Vespa that I kinda play around with.”
    “Really, well that’s almost a motorcycle!”

    I just thought that moment was very sweet. I wasn't expecting it. There are a bunch of moments like that in here, I really enjoyed this film.

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★½

    Why does everybody talk in 1.25x speed? Right off the jump it just felt off. The voice acting throughout the film was awful. There are tender moments, as a story about lions and brotherhood will surely deliver. Yet, overall, I did not enjoy this. None of the songs were good, and the villain’s was just downright laughable. “Bye-bye!”

    I dislike the creative choice made to keep cutting back to Timon and Pumba. It happens far too often, breaking up the…

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  • Live to 100: Secrets of the Blue Zones

    Live to 100: Secrets of the Blue Zones

    ★★½

    Tell me this guy doesn’t sound like Michael Scott??

  • Griselda

    Griselda

    ★½

    Just…why? What on earth was this? Griselda was a bloodthirsty monster and they tried to paint her as some sympathetic figure. She was a sociopath that started killing people at the age of 11. The inaccuracies here are off the charts. How did they gloss over all the romantic partners she murdered on a whim, kidnapping/murdering families etc. They made it seem like she had one somewhat loyal marriage throughout lmfao. Her actual story is fascinating and would’ve made a great…