Jared Wade

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Favorite films

  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • Vagabond
  • Sansho the Bailiff
  • Caché

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★½

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my lives

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★½

    Finally adding a review — almost a year after an initial view — and not excited to say that this now feels even more like a sage pre-documentary of the near future than it did upon release.

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  • Men in Black

    Men in Black

    ★★★½

    I had somehow never seen this and it's a top-notch action-comedy that still holds up even if you don't have any nostalgia. (Some of the CG, particularly the bug, is pretty poor, however.) Will and Tommy Lee have great chemistry and it's not weighed down by excessive plot and twisty nonsense like so many of the poor imitation flicks in this genre today. The '90s had that special sauce. MiB still cooks.

  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    ½

    Geostorm is, and I cannot stress this enough, the worst movie I've ever seen. No hyperbole. I feel like I'm being trolled and this doesn't actually exist. How in god's name did they get Gerard Butler, Ed Harris, and Andy Garcia involved in this fourth-rate SyFy production. I haven't been this angry in a long time.