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  • The Notebook

  • Wicked

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

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  • The Notebook

    The Notebook

    i went to the wiki to double check a plot point and in the very limited cast credits it offers there is a credit for a pig that i don't remember seeing in the film. search engines are not turning up any scene from this film with a pig in it. the shitty ai overview says there is no scene with a pig. the citation link is defunct. is there a pig in this movie or not

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    i have a terrible confession to make: i actually really liked the color grading of this film. i realize that this is a scalding hot and potentively objectively wrong take, but i don't know, i love low saturation. the film was pleasantly dreamy as it was, with the added benefit of being gentle and easy on my eyes. i think that sitting in 120-decibel-technicolor oz at that size screen for that length would have had me leaking blood from them…

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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★½

    i think howard ashman should be allowed 24 hours back in the waking world so that he can destroy lin-manuel miranda in ritual combat

  • The Masque of the Red Death

    The Masque of the Red Death

    ★★★★½

    everyone's gigantic clock of ebony chimes its last sooner or later.

    there's something about price that really encapsulates the "villain you love to hate"— the way he threads a particular sincerity through scenery chew, every line as delicious as finally seeing him receive his comeuppance, i could sip his voice like tea. luxe even through death, though you cannot slip through its cold hands forever.

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