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  #AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead 2024

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  hey! so this movie sucks ass. writing this during the movie, want it to end so bad! its a cheese fest and despite a half-assed cock shot (of the dildo variety), i felt no comfort consuming this dumb fucking waste of time film.

  lesbian rep but at what fucking cost? 

  maybe use some of the budget that paid for the total of 45 seconds of screentime that jojo siwa got couldve gone to making a less shit movie. hashtag cringetina

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  Crabs! 2021

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  strong start. picture this: cock AND boob in the first scene! now THATS what i'm talkin about !!! feeling safe and sound right off the bat.

  but slowly... scene by scene, moment by moment i began to feel... jarred if you will. shook to my core.

   not only was there a lack of the aforementioned and aforeshown cock+boob combo, but there was something even worse. worse than you could ever imagine. Radu and his STANK ASS PUSS stunk up this…

Popular reviews

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  God's Own Country 2017

  ★★ Watched 01 May 2020

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Tentacles 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2021

  Exactly what we were expecting.

  The name suggested there would be more tentacles. Once we did see the tentacles, we were satisfied overall with the quality of the tentacles. Both size and appearance.

  We wish we could've known the backstory and motivation behind the tentacles, as we found it harder to relate to them. 

  Overall, a piece of artwork. We are very pleased with our selection on this Date Nite!

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