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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i love being maaaaad teehee
  i’m in a fuck you mood so i can and will project this onto the racism classicism elitism of writers in academia and law
  im gonna make yall into stew

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  YOU FUCKING FUCK
  *******
  i am pissed off about people of a certain race complaining that it’s “too political” and “heavy handed.” think about film in its context please i’m begging you all!!! bong joon ho knows he makes blockbusters now. he obviously has the finesse for subtlety. but he knows anything he makes now, especially in english with a-list actors, will be seen by half the world. so of course he’s gonna beat us over the head with his…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2023

  Dearest emma stone, I am in your walls, and I look forward to seeing your signature on the O-1B rec letter that I wrote, as you, I am you, 

  New to do list
  1. expose myself to developmentally appropriate stimuli 
  2. euro summer in a better fresher madder way
  3. decimate a man, body and soul

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 22 Nov 2023 1

  clumsy ass wattpad-meets-dark-academia-and-colors-by-halsey screenplay but it was veryyy fun to look at

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