Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  My blood pressure going into the substance: ☺️

  My blood pressure leaving at the end of the substance: 👺

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  Creep 2004

  ★½ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  I spent more time wondering how one person can be as utterly useless as the protagonist is..

  Like we know it's a common trope for horror movies but this was some next, utterly useless nonsense that actually made me think if Mr Creep gets her, she has it coming.

  Ray is a 10/10 good boy.
  Jimmy and George deserved better.

  And who could forget dear rat boy? The rats get an honourable mention for being good babies.

Popular reviews

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  Terrifier 2 2022

  ★★★ Added

  Please go to therapy.
  Whoever came up with this.. just.. therapy.
  And also pay for my therapy because this franchise gives me nightmares.

  I love a good gorefest- my partner can attest to me watching American Mary with glee but this? This movie made my bones itchy. This movie is the film equivalent of pulling a hangnail and nearly degloving your entire finger.

  I hated this movie so much I loved it (but also art scares the crap out of me so like.. horror achieved successfully?)

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Added

  There's nothing I love more than folk horror and the mixed, distressing feelings of 'Good for her' but also 'OH NO.'

  I'm not even going to say what happened to Dani was far-fetched, the cult preyed on her vulnerabilities. This is something that happens now and will continue to happen which is why I think this feels unsettling.

  The dance scene was visually one of my favourites, the moment she suddenly feels like she belongs and is understood is a…