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Crimson Tide 1995
Gene Hackman (RIP) and Denzel Washington screaming at each other in a submarine’s close quarters, filmed Dutch angle and lit with primary colors—that’s Tony Scott, that’s cinema.
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The Six Million Dollar Man: Wine, Women and War 1973
Glen A. Larson's James Bond movie. A Cold War spy premise, a ridiculous villain with an elaborate lair, a hero with his own signature cocktail (Steve Austin’s ‘moon shot,’ which seems like it would be terrible from the looks of it), plenty of attempts at suave sexual innuendo, and at least two love interests, one of whom dies. There are also escapes from unnecessarily elaborate traps and some decent underwater action. It’s all done with movie of the week mediocrity, but the nostalgia factor for people of a certain age (like me) is high. Oh and he nukes the Bahamas at the end, so there’s that.
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