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Favorite films

  • Parasite
  • American Beauty
  • The Hunt
  • Swiss Army Man

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  • Sling Blade

    ★★★

  • The Voyeurs

  • Innocence

    ★★

  • The Experiment

    ★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Remember that thing from Barbarian? This is her now. Feel old yet?

    HOLY SHIT. I have been looking forward to this for months. And, not gonna lie, walking into the theater I was expecting a disappointing 3/5 star movie. But what I got was the offspring of my two daddies, David Cronenberg and Yorgos Lanthimos, with a hint of Darren Aronofsky, and Julia Ducournau. And I couldn’t have wished for anything better.

    I will forever applaud actors and actresses for…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Edging: The Movie

    If hitting a tennis ball made that sound in real life, I’d watch tennis A LOT more. There’s so much to love here. I don’t know where to start. Maybe at the point that I did NOT think this would be anything at all. I thought the trailers looked SHIT and I didn’t see any appeal for the story at all. Fuck me sideways. I was so wrong.

    The sound. The first thing I noticed. Was insane.…

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  • Sling Blade

    Sling Blade

    ★★★

    It has heart and a good script, but sometimes that’s not all you need. And this is one that needed a little more.

  • The Voyeurs

    The Voyeurs

    Watched only for a particular scene.
    The movie wasn’t good, though.

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  • Happiness

    Happiness

    ★★★★½

    One of the worst picks I’ve made to watch with my mom.

    WAIT I JUST REALIZED SOLONDZ HAS A SONG THATS THE SAME TITLE AS HIS FILM PERFORMED IN LIKE AT LEAST 4 OF HIS MOVIES!
    Welcome to the Dollhouse
    Happiness
    Weiner Dog
    Feelings

    Now I need to watch all again to see about the others!!!!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    New dream foursome with Naomi Ackie, Mickey 17, and Mickey 18.

    “Wait… what is this bullshit?”

    As a really big Bong Joon-ho fan, he was really the one that got me into film, I went into this with really low expectations. The trailers looked beyond mid. And I don’t know if it was just me going into this with a low expectation, but I’m very happy with this!

    An obvious satire on politics, capitalism, America, and Trump, but in classic…