Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  What those bloody priests up to now eh?

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Count Orlok has already won the horny menace of the year award.

Popular reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  Scariest film I've seen all year.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  Only took away a star because my girlfriend walked in right when Robert Patterson was fucking a mermaid... Hard to explain that one.