Did you know Disney owns the rights to cymbals monkey!? That’s just fucking racist! Anyways, this once again proves no matter who does the adaptation Stephen King is a shit ass generic airport novelist! He can lick my bloody taint. On no! Cursed Monkey do Final Destination level shit cuz he wants to kill everyone? And big brother ate all the pussy scraps so he wanna kill him? And lil bro do too but he accidentally made mom brain explode…
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The Electric State 2025
FUCK THIS MOVIE! LONG LIVE THE LOOP! ALL HAIL SIMON!!!! BURN THE ATROCITY! BURN PLANTERS PEANUTS! BURN WISE CRACKING EX MILITARY SIDE KICK ROBOT AND HIS LOVABLE OWNER DRIFTER RUIN YET ANOTHER BELOVED FRANCHISE!!!! BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!! THERES MORE! DOWNTOWN BOBBIE BROWN IS HERE TO CATCH ALL THEM PEDOS WHO KNOWS SHES LEGAL BUT LOVE HOW SHE LOOKS 11. Get it!?! GET JT!!!!! Robo brutha!
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A MOVIE! Forgettable is the loosest term I can use here. Nothing about this film was funny or entertaining. About the 45 minute mark I was actually longing for the BS Deadpool who couldn’t talk! This whole thing was weak ass cameos of people I could give two fucking shits about. Elektra?! Really?! That bitch? What were you expecting? A roar of cheers from the crowd? Get the fuck out of here. Also, how does…
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My Old Ass 2024
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Girl who likes pussy takes shrooms. Magically gets to meet her older self. Only advice older self gives is “CHAD BAD”
Trip over but what this? Old ass put her number in my phone so we can communicate through a worm hole time paradox glitch in the matrix type fucking shit! Sounds like old ass is living in the fucking apocalypse!!! Should we ask her about it?! Nah fuck all that I wanna know why Chad bad.
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