Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Linguini Incident 1991

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This movie has an undeniable charm, largely due to the fantastic lead performances.

  Combined with stunning production design and marvelous cinematography, you might think I’m about to give it a glowing review. However, this is one of the worst screenplays I’ve ever seen put to film. None of the events flow naturally; this isn’t a plot so much as a five-year-old saying, And then this happened, and then this happened, and then this happened. It’s not a story.

  There are some good ideas here, but the script needed at least two or three more drafts.

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Time to use that media studies degree.

  A great little absurdist movie in the vein of the original SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, packed with big comedy and stunning animation. One of the rare films that delivers a true belly laugh. It expertly blends the classic sensibilities of Looney Tunes with modern shitposting humor, plus a surprisingly effective dose of child-friendly David Cronenberg-style body horror. Just when you think you have it figured out, it throws you a curveball. Go support it in theaters if you can!

  Also, release Coyote vs. Acme, you corporate, money-hungry, blood-sucking cowards!

Popular reviews

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  Vertigo 1958

  ★★ Watched 31 Aug 2019

  I can say with confidence that this is the most overrated movie of all time. I am not denying it's impact on cinema, no, not at all in fact it is very well made and has a rich subtext to explore it just left me feeling underwhelmed, but I guess that can happen when you are told this is literally the best movie ever made. Go watch rear window instead.

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Tom Cruise wishes he could do half the shit my boy gromit does.