This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Essentially, ancient and crazed sex/blood addict has a city-altering fit when his moaning child-bride refuses to be with him.
It was a good movie, don’t get me wrong. Acting and visuals were really great. I just think I’m more than content to never see that again.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Inspired by Saltburn, here are my proposed lyrics to the original song, Splish Splash by Bobby Darin (1959):
Splish, splash, Felix was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub **sing with 🤨 facial expression**
Thinking everything was alright
Well, as he stepped out of the tub, and put his feet on the floor
He wrapped a towel around himself
And he opened up the door, and then a
Sip, slurp,…
Now this… destroyed me.
Beautiful, soulful, and nuanced. Riceboy Sleeps deserves so much more attention.
