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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i feel like if this had come out in 1990 it would be almost exactly the same movie, just with different actors.
despite the time in the oven it feels weirdly underbaked. its like tim had 7 different ideas for which direction a sequel could go in, and when the time came he was like "fuck it, we're doing all of them", so nothing really gets the depth it needs. the murderer boy (who i immediately guessed was dead the…
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Digimon Adventure 1999
this is so weird. i feel like i should stress, my investment in digimon is maybe as minimal as it can be going into this - i watched maybe like...2 episodes of the anime as a kid (i think from entirely different series), never played any of the games, know fuck all about any of it really.
to read the synopsis on wikipedia suggests a dull marketing endeavour, a cynical piece made to hype up the series that would begin…
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022
that wedding shit took up like half the goddamn movie why did it go on for so long
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The Great Mouse Detective 1986
is it gay to have a portrait of your nemesis hanging over the fireplace
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