jat4bernie

jat4bernie

Favorite films

  • Titane
  • Annihilation
  • Black Swan
  • Lake Mungo

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  • The Monkey

    ½

  • Fall

    ½

  • Companion

  • Nightbitch

    ½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ½

    Watched in the theater with mom and like what…. Literally doesn’t have a plot? I’m flabbergasted

  • Fall

    Fall

    ½

    ass

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    Zero stars, couldn't even complete it so technically not logged.
    Saltburn is the worst type of 'movie'. Not dignifying it with that title. Trite, uninspired, tiktok fucking garbage, only made queer for gen z tiktok fujoshis and copy paste personality teens, the weirdness is ornamental and derivative, the dialogue sucks fucking ass. Also when are we gonna talk about how Jacob elordi is notttt the actor y'all think he is at all? Male pretty privilege at work, which y'all never wanna talk about. Fuck this piece of shit Instagram reel movie.

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★½

    Wasnt life changingly gagged but it was pretty good and hearing party 4 u in a theater was lowkey the best part

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