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  A Star Is Born 2018

  ★★★★ Added

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Love, Simon 2018

  ★★★★★ Added

  I saw this with a really close friend of mine whose name is, you guessed it, Simon! The film spoke to me in such a way that both of us immediately walked back into another theatre for a second viewing. Simon paid for the ticket this time too! We talked for hours on end after, eating pain aud chocolate and reminiscing on days past. We parted ways with a firm yet friendly handshake and he went on his way back…

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  Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017

  ★★★ Added

  Okay, so the next Spiderman is going to be after Infinity War and Feige will realise that after we all collectively orgasm in cinemas worldwide, we're going to need something juicy to keep us interested in this MCU shitshow. You can't just provide a lethal blowie then go straight back to rough hand action for another decade. Here's the pitch;

  So what we got here is some multidimensional cosmic shit. Shenanigans will ensue between Strange and Parker whereby they accidentally…

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  Space Jam 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2013 3

  I can't remember much about this one but I know that Lola bunny gave me my first boner back in the day. My porn habits haven't been regular since I'll tell you that. They should have her in more stuff. The cartoon rabbit I mean, not Kath Soucie.

  I think this is where MJ peaked as an actor in Space Jam but I haven't seen Steel yet so I can't quite judge. Bill Murray's in this one too; I always…

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