Jay Pilon

Jay Pilon

Film buff. Hotep. Card collector. Interviewer.

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Being There
  • Wild Strawberries
  • The Secret: Dare to Dream

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  • Reality Bites: A Hannah Swensen Mystery

    ★★★

  • The Bear Lake Murders

    ★★★

  • The Electric State

    ★★★★

  • Billion Dollar Bluff

    ½

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  • Reality Bites: A Hannah Swensen Mystery

    Reality Bites: A Hannah Swensen Mystery

    ★★★

    Lake Eden - Crime Capitol Of The Hallmark Universe
    Just avoid Lake Eden altogether. The local police and detectives rely solely on the assistance of a baker to solve the heinous crimes taking place in their small town. And here I thought Minnesota was a safe place to live. Its a nice little mystery movie, the character of her leading man was changed, as the other actor is moving to Great American Channel, and he sister was replaced as well. I enjoyed it.

  • The Bear Lake Murders

    The Bear Lake Murders

    ★★★

    Lifetimes Answer To A John Malkovich Thriller
    Actor Chris Fassbender plays a creepy villain in this apt thriller. For decades, critics and co-workers often cited his resemblance to actor John Malkovich. In 2014 when working as a stand-in for Mr. Malkovich, both agreed they looked nothing alike. Yet the aura of Fassbender in this picture harkens back to the role of another screen villain, Mitch Leary, who was played by John Malkovich, in the Clint Eastwood film "In The Line…

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  • The Reluctant Royal

    The Reluctant Royal

    ★★★

    Relaxing Watch - Fish out of Water Story
    Its no King Ralph, but Andrew Walker delivers his usual charm and wit into a Hallmark-verse continuity of Royal Films series. This film ties into Hallmarks 'The Royal We'. A Duke seeks to include his heir, a son named Johnny (Walker) that he abandoned as a baby, back into his royal family, The mother, a singer from a bar in Philly, was left to raise Johnny alone. Along the way the 'reluctant royal', learns more about his father, the Duke, and royal life. Decent watchable stuff, with some nice moments of humor sprinkled throughout.

  • Piece By Piece

    Piece By Piece

    ½

    Self Indulgent & As Fake As Its Plastic World
    A semi-auto biography of producer Pharell, as told through the world of LEGO. Narcissistic and shallow, the biopic elements of this dullard are left with more questions than answers. None of the complexities of deal making, producing, or the inner life of Pharell are ever truly explored. Its all fake, all plastic, all to unreal. Not enjoyable as a LEGO picture, and not true as a bio-pic. Piece by piece is a complete fail.